http://www.kittyfish.org words about stuff. really. Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:25:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Bowflex commercial. The guy is going on and on about how Bowflex has changed his life. As his ego grows ever larger, he says haughtily, "I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends." I highly doubt they were still your friends after that one, buddy. They're probably plotting against ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2008/06/28/bowflex-get-the-perfect-body-and-an-epic-ego/ http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/11/05/so-this-is-where-they-got-the-iphone-ring-tones/ I'll be on a layover in Vegas in 24 hours. My flight leaves San Jose around 10:30p. I'm drinking expensive dessert wine and eating tootsie rolls. Good stuff. http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/06/22/winding-down/ So.. The suites called to let us know at 3pm-ish that we had water again. That was met with a raucous applause. We went to In-n-Out Burger for dinner! I've been hearing about this place for years. Everything is fresh, fresh veggies, meat etc etc... So ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/06/11/hooray/ No water at the suites. No joke. I guess there hasn't been water all day. Funny thing is, there's water gushing out of something into the parking lot at an alarming rate. Hopefully they get it sorted out by morning. Today turned out alright but it was ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/06/10/addendum-i-suppose-water-would-be-nice/ USAirways ≠ United Airlines. I always fly Northwest. They have the nice new terminal with the awesome (and well-marked - this is key) parking structure. Smith terminal went stagnant in the late 60s and never got an update. And it evidently has the biggest parking structure ever. ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/06/10/and-im-leaving-on-a-jet-plane-scratch-that-try-again/ Well. I suppose didn't mention one of the best parts of being a Mac Genius: two weeks of training at Apple Corporate in Cupertino, CA. It's officially booked. I leave at 8am on 10 June and get back into DTW at 6am on 23 June. (Thanks HR for ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/05/30/destination-cupertino-ca/ I got a call a couple of days ago to come into the store and do my new hire paperwork. I went in earlier today and took care of it. I put in my two weeks at my other job as of last Thursday. I met some of the people ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/05/20/its-official/ LonEagle: holy crap I'm bored Kattni: we can play 20 questions Kattni: I have something in mind Bill C: boobs. Adam M: heh Kattni: No, that's you. Bill C: damn. Adam M: that's most guys. LonEagle: is it mineral? Kattni: no. Bill C: is it boobs? LonEagle: is it alive? cbaoth: Is it round? Kattni: no, yes, no. Adam M: dog Kattni: no Zachary: Sexier than ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/05/15/n-questions-with-linux-peterb-true-to-form/ Sleeping. Phone rings. I don't usually bother with it, but I thought I recognised the number, wasn't sure how, so I picked up. Me: Errmm .. hello? Person: This is Linda from Apple 12 Oaks. May I speak to Katherine? Me: This is... Here I am pulled out of dead sleep into half ... http://www.kittyfish.org/2007/05/14/wake-up-call/