Archive for the 'Quibble' Category

Depth perception issues perhaps.

24 February 07 - 03:06am.

I’m driving down the road.  I’m the only person in my lane for miles.  There’s a road ahead with a car waiting to turn the same direction I’m driving.  They pull out in front of me.
ONLY CAR FOR MILES.
WHY.
Asshole.

I’m only buying one.

I hate products that have plural names.  Glade Plugins.  Swiffer Dusters.  “I have to buy a Glade Plugins.”  “You can clean it better with a Swiffer Dusters.”
Ok… Why.

Pinch me or kill me.

07 May 03 - 07:16pm.

Never under any circumstances rent a U-Haul to move cross-country. Never.
Ever.
Friday and Saturday, May 2-3
The truck was really old. And gooky. And it smelled funny. And it was diesel. But I didn’t figure a stinky old diesel truck was really something you could complain about and request correction for. So I didn’t. I didn’t [...]

Department of HELL.

20 February 03 - 12:08am.

So… I have a new found appretiation for the Department of Motor Vehicles in the state of Michigan. For my entire life, everyone has always talked about how horrendous it was go have to go to the DMV. How it was crowded, the people were rude, the lines were long and you [...]

The Air Conditioning War.

11 February 03 - 10:12pm.

So… I live in Florida now. And for the first time in my life, I have central air. Which, even living in Michigan would have been a godsend. But we had hot water heating and it would have involved installing the entire venting system… So that was never going to [...]