Bowflex commercial. The guy is going on and on about how Bowflex has changed his life. As his ego grows ever larger, he says haughtily, “I gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends.”

I highly doubt they were still your friends after that one, buddy. They’re probably plotting against you as you speak. And, thanks to your plural use of the word “friend”, we’re all aware of the fact that they outnumber you.

Payback’s a bitch.