Industrial breath mint needed in aisle two.
Commerical for Wendy’s Double Melt:
“Stuck in the middle with you…”
Guy is in the back seat of a car riding bitch between two hot girls. He’s eating this sandwich.
—-I need to point out what this sandwich is. Bun, square meat patty, slice of pepper-jack, bacon, oozy cheese whiz with jalapenos in it, bacon, patty, bun. Fast food oozy cheese with jalapeno slices in between fast food limpy bacon slices in between fast food square meat patties in between bread.—-
“Here I am, stuck in the middle with you…”
Ok. He’s eating this sandwich in between the hot girls. They’re driving around a curvy road and leaning back and forth into each other. At some point they get out for something, and as they’re getting back in the car, one of the girls offers to get in the middle, and he says, “No, that’s ok… I like the middle.”
Voice over guy says, “Who knew the middle could be so good.”
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The middle theme here stems from their advertising spin on the sandwich: the important stuff is in the middle. Frankly if it were me, I’d be trying to draw attention away from the middle as much as possible. It’s melted cheese product with something resembling jalapenos in it, between 9 hour old bacon, a slice of pepper-jack cheese, and meat product slices. Yes, 9 hours. I had a friend who worked fast food. The fast food shelf life for bacon is 9 hours. They make it in the morning and it sits around until they need to make more, at which point they make more and it sits around etc. Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Now here’s the thing. By the time he’s done with that sandwich, his breath is going to be nasty. As if the cheese product and jalpenos wasn’t enough, they have a slice of processed pepper-jack cheese. The likelihood that he’s going to get any when they get to their final destination is pretty slim with skanky breath. No gum in the world can cover a sandwich like that. Really, there is a minute chance that this guy has it figured out and plans to just ride out the trip in between the girls and get his rocks off on his own later.
But, chances are he’s suffering from some serious wishful thinking.
That or he knows something we don’t know and those girls have some seriously odd turn-ons.
