This is… The Dell Inspiron 700M.

Inspiron 700m
Intel Pentium M Processor 725 (1.60 GHz/400MHz FSB)12.1-in WXGA
Qty: 1
Unit Price: $1,680.00

Intel Pentium M Processor 725 (1.60 GHz/400MHz FSB)12.1-in WXGA

256MB DDR SDRAM 1 Dimm

40 GB Hard Drive

8x CD/DVD burner (DVD+/-RW) with double-layer write capability

Intel PRO/Wireless 2915 Internal Wireless (802.11 a/b/g, 54Mbps)

Extended 65 WHr 8-cell Lithium Ion Primary Battery

2Yr Ltd Warranty, 2Yr At-Home Service, and 2Yr Technical Support

CompleteCare Accidental Damage Service supplement to 2Yr Lim Warranty

It’s a beautiful thing.

The sneakies almost got me, but it seems that I have in fact GOTTEN THEM. Parry!

Final damage? 980$. Shipped.

Though, in true corporate fashion, they execute a riposte with the estimated ship date of 23 June 2005. Good going, Dell. But for this hawtness at that price, I can wait.