Or so they say. This is one case where it is indeed not good to be the king.

Meet the revered monarch, his royal highness, the Poop Scoop King himself.

This isn’t a joke. They even have a television commercial. I can’t imagine this is on the list of top jobs. Who thinks of these things anyway.

“Hey, Bill… I just had the greatest idea. You know how your wife hates all the dog shit in your backyard?”

“Yeah, what about it?”

“I bet a lot of people hate the dog shit in their backyards. What if we start a business picking up people’s dog shit?”

“Damn. That’s a really good idea.”

“Yeah! Think about the possibilities!!”