I just watched a commercial for Kraft Deluxe Macaroni and Cheese. The whole thing was about how creamy and smooth it is… How much it’s for what you crave. The woman doing the voice over for the commercial could have been narrating a porn.

Since when is mac and cheese supposed to be sexy. If you’re trying to get some, you fix nice steak dinner or rack of lamb or something. You don’t fix Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Seriously.

Some poor slub is out there somewhere fixing a box right now, thinking he’ll get a lady just like on the commercial and will be sadly disappointed to find out that it leads only to being asked to babysit that lady’s kids while she goes out on the town with Mr. Slick to his fancy restaurant.